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PRODUCT INFORMATION
Fact: Teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like Friday night at fraternity row. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work.
Duke Cannon's THICK is formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain.
The aquatic scent blends notes of fresh water, open-air, and bergamot. Smells like Naval Diplomacy.
PRODUCT SPECIFICATIONS
- 3X THICKER than teenage body wash
- Plant-based thickeners for superior lather
- Mineral enriched to naturally exfoliate
- Contains Aloe vera to hydrate and protect
- Bonus: no loofah required
- Paraben, phthalate, and cruelty-free
- Size: 17.5 oz.
*Never tested on animals. Just bad interns.